Scarlett Johansson's ass. Let me tell you something about Scarlett Johansson's ass! No wait, what the fuck.
Cancel that, what could I possibly say about Scarlett Johansson's ass but that people would assume that - heck, even the preamble in the first paragraph above in this comment, it has "Perv." - written all over it! And bitter irony of ironies, I'm (all my life, almost) primarily into older women. By which you can infer: I am no perv. I paid my dues. You have no idea how much older, or at least oldish, semi-decrepit...uh. Sorry, tangent.
Yet!! After all that time put in on the non-juvenile side of things, here I am at this late date and one slip of an almost-remark about some youthful actress's ostensibly-beautiful tush and here I am, tarred for life in the permanent record of the comments queue of the Vegetable Assassin!
Well, I guess there are worse fates.
Wait. No. I think you're mistaken, there V.A. ScarJo was not underage at the time of the making of that film. She was not. She was born...look, I'm not going to look it up, I'm not that invested and I have nothing to prove here!! I am not the one on the stand!! But I think you're mistaken. She had to have been greater than at least the age of technical majority. At that point. To say the least! I mean, Bill Murray. Come on. They practically kissed. Whatever you think about him after the recent disclosures, he's not going to...come on.
He's no perv.
Friday, November 19, 2010
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"You do realize you're about to leave a comment on blog post that is really only a comment on a completely different blog post by somebody else?"
ReplyDeleteYes, but I commented on the original post as well. And discussing Scarlett Johansson's ass is surely worthy of comment regardless.