Friday, May 21, 2010

I always love those pool joints that post up a sign of “House Rules” that are really just the normal rules but it's there to point the dummy to it.

I think a big ol Ye-Ol’-Style brass placard of some kind behind the bar would be incredibly useful. “NEAT = x. UP = y. STRAIGHT UP = z. TWIST IS A PEEL NOT A WEDGE!”

This would aid patron and barkeep alike.

Yes, I carry with me at all dinnertimes a laminated placard showing a photo of a steak cooked to each of the 7 degree of order (including raw and burnt).

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